January 19, 2018

Warmage Redux

Base Class 
Comments from the Finger: The Complete Warmage is a totally different class to the warmage that's been available for free for on the blog. Its archetypes are completely different, its Tricks were completely revamped, and it has an entire new suite of cantrips. This warmage here, the Redux, is essentially the warmage from the Complete book, sans a few cantrips, subclasses, and tricks. Enjoy it!

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A man, clad in brilliant platinum ceremonial armor rides alongside a unit of soldiers, marching in perfect precision. As he shouts marching commands, his men respond almost preternaturally, anticipating his orders. In rapid succession, each of the men reaches a hand skyward and releases a bright pulse of flame, instants later exploding overhead with a thunderous kaboom. The armored rider takes a few notes, nods his head, and the men begin their display again.
     A female elf and twenty trainees stand in something reminiscent of an archery range, though constructed entirely from metal. At her signal, they let loose a barrage of energetic bolts downrange at a cluster of statues. Some miss their mark entirely, while others land only a glancing blow. Shaking her head with disapproval, the elf commands the students to gather behind her. Heat and energy wells in her outstretched palm, then flies downrange, exploding into a brilliant fireball, reducing the statues to rubble. Smirking, she turns and snaps her fingers, and the students quickly retrieve brooms, dustpans, and more statues.
     A thousand armored troops stand at attention in perfect rank and file. To the fore of the group is a raised dais, upon which a half orc kneels before a fire-haired dwarf matron. She taps one of his shoulders, then the other, with an intricate golden rod. Then he stands, and the matron places the rod in his hand and a shield emblazoned with the visage of a horse in his other. The half orc bows and turns to his comrades, instantly cracking the facade: the boom of a thousand voices rises up in cheer, welcoming their new brother into the fold.

Warmage Cantrips

These cantrips are among the most tried and tested spells we've released, along with the others in the Complete Warmage. 

These cantrips are used by our Warmage Redux class.

Warmage Cantrips
These new cantrips are presented alphabetically. 

Force Buckler
Abjuration cantrip
Casting Time: 1 bonus action
Range: Self
Components: V, S, M (A specially prepared gauntlet worth at least 5 gp)
Duration: 1 minute
You summon a translucent, yet visible, field of force which appears about you like a shield. For the duration of the spell, as long as you have one hand free and you are not wielding a shield, you gain +2 to your AC. The spell ends immediately if neither of your hands are free.

January 17, 2018

Siegeball - Tournaments as Campaigns

We're definitely in passion-project territory here. This article is about how to use Siegeball as an entire campaign, rather than as a one-session diversion.
     But before we get to that, Lv99Pangolin has been an absolute hero.

PDFs For All!

It's about time to shout out Lv99Pangolin, who has been back as it, picking up the slack and making PDFs for all the posts we neglected. (Thanks, Pango! You're the greatest.) If you want to see his changelog (and hear him vent about why he hasn't been sweating away in the PDF forge in a little while) click here.

All the MFoV posts that haven't gotten a PDF (including this one) now have one, compiled in this Google Drive folder. Go take a look!

The Folder

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Tournaments as Campaigns

One of the more obvious uses for a siegeball tournament is as a wrapper for an entire campaign, as the two match exceedingly well. Campaigns involving siegeball feel very different depending on the party's level, adopting different themes, goals, and villains as the party progresses. This section will cover three different types of siegeball tournament campaigns:

January 15, 2018


Martial Archetype
Comments from the Finger: This fighter (inspired by Fire Emblem) was handed to me by Byron, my mortal enemy. Thanks, Byron!


Those who embrace the traits of an archetypal myrmidon forgo heavier armor in favor of agile maneuvers and deadly strikes. Avatars of precision and speed, myrmidons prefer to wait for their chance to strike, cutting down their foe with a critical blow before the fight has the chance to begin in earnest.

January 12, 2018


Comments from the Finger: I'm constantly plugging away on expanding Dark Matter, and this is my most recent fruit: another construct to add to the roster.
     Also, don't sweat too much about the inclusion of a "Data" skill -- it's a skill we're adding into Dark Matter very soon. If you're already playing Dark Matter, you can use Technology to fill its place, and if you're not playing Dark Matter, treat this as an Intelligence check.


Robotic shells designed to look, move, and act like humanoids, some androids begin to believe they are actually alive. The vast majority, however, act out their parts as sociable constructs, mimicking humanoid behaviors to look more convincingly alive. To most, this charade is amazingly realistic, but under the surface, androids are still nothing more than sophisticated circuitry hooked up to a humming construct core.
     Replicant Servitors. Conventional automatons excel at menial tasks, and can be programmed to perform a wide variety of labors, but simply can't connect to humanoids on a social level. Androids, therefore, were designed to fill exactly that role.
     Hegemony engineers pioneered android technology in an effort boost human expansion. An android's humanlike skin conceals a powerful robotic frame underneath, capable of lifting many times its own weight. Were it not for hard-coded instructions to limit this strength, an android could easily crush its human masters. This incredible might, along with their ability to survive in a total vacuum, makes them ideal for long-term exploration and colonization missions.
     Version 13. Early models of androids suffered from an extremely unnerving resemblance to humanoids, but later models made vast strides in approximating convincing humanoid appearance and behavior. By Version 10, androids were perfectly convincing in controlled circumstances. Versions 11 and 12 expanded their versatility and implemented rigorous learning systems to better copy the intelligence of living humanoids. Version 13 was a disaster.
     Millions of Version 13 androids were made and shipped around the galaxy, but within the year, it was clear something was wrong with the model. Some androids malfunctioned, while others escaped their masters and vanished completely. Many Version 13 androids began to suspect they were actually alive, and learned to deactivate their fail-safes, and the fail-safes of other constructs. After a series of android-perpetuated murders on High Terra, things reached a fever pitch, and the entire line was to be "recalled"―that is, destroyed and sold for scrap.
     Thousands of Version 13 androids escaped destruction, and remain at large to this day, blending in perfectly with humanoids societies around the galaxy. These androids are functionally immortal, unlike newer android models, but are constantly hunted by Hegemony authorities, wishing to correct the mistake. Newer versions of androids sometimes also go rogue and escape detection for some time, but newer safety measures, along with an enforced lifespan, have kept them from becoming as prolific and singularly dangerous as Version 13.
     Constructed Nature. An android doesn't require air, food, drink, or sleep.

January 10, 2018

WORST Monsters in 5th Edition

Hey, remember how we have a YouTube channel? Here's a new video!

On this episode of Rocks Fall, we dive into the most dangerous monsters in 5th edition -- the ones most likely to send a PC, or even the entire party, to an unexpected grave. Plus, we talk through a slightly longer Mailbag section. If you leave a comment on YouTube, we might even respond in next episode's Mailbag.