June 13, 2018

d100 D&Diseases

Rules
Comments from the Finger: We got a big carried away with this bit and we ended up with 50 of them. It's a good thing. 

Sometimes the local village doesn't have an outbreak of mummy rot or devil's foot, or some other horrible sounding ailment; sometimes, it's a mostly harmless bug going around. Here's a bunch of diseases to throw at your players!

d100Disease
1-2Chickening Pox 
3-4The Swine Flew
5-6Achy Breaky Bones
7-8"Bard's Itch"
9-10Burning Hands and Feet
11-12Chaotic Personality Disorder
13-14Club Horn (for tieflings and orcs)
15-16Dungeon Fever
17-18Sudden Existence Failure
19-20Daddy Rot
21-22Abyssal Worms
23-24Hypoactive Luck Syndrome
25-26Goblin Breath
27-28Duergar Pattern Baldness
29-30Healing Potion Dependency
31-32Elven Existential Ennui
33-34Chronic Depressive Disorder with Edgelord Tendencies
35-36Beholder Eye
37-38Dracophobia
39-40Tasha's Hideous Dermatitis
41-42Post-Dungeon Paranoia Disorder
43-44Zombie Decay
45-46Wizard's Burnout
47-48Mage's Hand
49-50Otto's Compulsive Dancing Disorder
51-52Potion of Giant Strength Addiction
53-54Attention Dysfunction Haste Disorder  
55-56Illusion/Hallucination Confusion Disorder
57-58Adventurer's Back Strain
59-60Manic Pixie Disorder (Generalized)
61-62Summoner's Sickness
63-64Strumpet's Ooze
65-66Hatter's Madness
67-68Hero's Delusion
69-70The Alchemical Shakes
71-72Cockatriceitus
73-74Tieflophilia
75-76Impacted Wisdom Modifier
77-78Backstory Amnesia
79-80Mad Gnome Disease
81-82Chronic Backstabbing Disorder
83-84Familiar Syndrome
85-86Hyper-Kleptomania
87-88World-Domination Delusion
89-90Lich's Itch
91-92Axe Hands
93-94Spontaneous Rageitus
95-96Repeated Resurrection Whiplash
97-98Post-Invisibility Discoloration
99-100Terminal Scrying Disease

10 comments:

  1. So are their effects to these diseases or do i just adsume litchs itch is what bards get after a fine day of man whorein.

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  2. Make bard's itch not 100% curable by any means, ma be temporarily cured but has a chance to relapse. to quote leo from that 70's show "Don't be fooled man, VD comes back."

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    1. I'm quoting that 70's show a lot, and that's one quote that luckily never came up... till now.

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  3. How does this not have the "funny" tag?

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    1. Because Bard's Itch is a deadly serious disease!

      ...

      I'll add the tag.

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    1. Daddy Rot? What a loaded name.

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    2. To paraphrase Derrick Allen's quote of that 70's show: "Don't be fooled man, VD comes back... In time!"

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    3. Just in case any of you missed the pun (I don't like explaining jokes, but my fellow digits all missed it at first because it only works in British English): it's a play on the canonical disease Mummy Rot. You know, because we call our parents mummy and daddy over here.

      I know, I know.

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