d100 D&Diseases

Rules
Comments from the Finger: We got a big carried away with this bit and we ended up with 50 of them. It's a good thing. 

Sometimes the local village doesn't have an outbreak of mummy rot or devil's foot, or some other horrible sounding ailment; sometimes, it's a mostly harmless bug going around. Here's a bunch of diseases to throw at your players!

d100	Disease
1-2	Chickening Pox
3-4	The Swine Flew
5-6	Achy Breaky Bones
7-8	"Bard's Itch"
9-10	Burning Hands and Feet
11-12	Chaotic Personality Disorder
13-14	Club Horn (for tieflings and orcs)
15-16	Dungeon Fever
17-18	Sudden Existence Failure
19-20	Daddy Rot
21-22	Abyssal Worms
23-24	Hypoactive Luck Syndrome
25-26	Goblin Breath
27-28	Duergar Pattern Baldness
29-30	Healing Potion Dependency
31-32	Elven Existential Ennui
33-34	Chronic Depressive Disorder with Edgelord Tendencies
35-36	Beholder Eye
37-38	Dracophobia
39-40	Tasha's Hideous Dermatitis
41-42	Post-Dungeon Paranoia Disorder
43-44	Zombie Decay
45-46	Wizard's Burnout
47-48	Mage's Hand
49-50	Otto's Compulsive Dancing Disorder
51-52	Potion of Giant Strength Addiction
53-54	Attention Dysfunction Haste Disorder
55-56	Illusion/Hallucination Confusion Disorder
57-58	Adventurer's Back Strain
59-60	Manic Pixie Disorder (Generalized)
61-62	Summoner's Sickness
63-64	Strumpet's Ooze
65-66	Hatter's Madness
67-68	Hero's Delusion
69-70	The Alchemical Shakes
71-72	Cockatriceitus
73-74	Tieflophilia
75-76	Impacted Wisdom Modifier
77-78	Backstory Amnesia
79-80	Mad Gnome Disease
81-82	Chronic Backstabbing Disorder
83-84	Familiar Syndrome
85-86	Hyper-Kleptomania
87-88	World-Domination Delusion
89-90	Lich's Itch
91-92	Axe Hands
93-94	Spontaneous Rageitus
95-96	Repeated Resurrection Whiplash
97-98	Post-Invisibility Discoloration
99-100	Terminal Scrying Disease